I remember the 'Checkered Demon'. He's this little devil with this three-foot dong that just porks everybody. And that wa s my idea of what sex was about. And I was, Oh, wow! I can't wait.'

Quote by Leonardo DiCaprio

Topics: Sex Quotes

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