I remember the 'Checkered Demon'. He's this little devil with this three-foot dong that just porks everybody. And that wa s my idea of what sex was about. And I was, Oh, wow! I can't wait.'

Quote by Leonardo DiCaprio

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It was closer to manual labor than shooting a film. I always think of something...

It was closer to manual labor than shooting a film. I always think of something...

I'm probably not going to get married unless I live with somebody for 10 or...

I'm probably not going to get married unless I live with somebody for 10 or...

Being dubbed as a hunk sort of annoys me. It gives me a yucky feeling.

Being dubbed as a hunk sort of annoys me. It gives me a yucky feeling.

I'm not the kind of person who tries to be cool or trendy, I'm definitely...

I'm not the kind of person who tries to be cool or trendy, I'm definitely...

There's some of Romeo's romance in me... I romanticise a lot of things in my...

There's some of Romeo's romance in me... I romanticise a lot of things in my...

I've never been Romeo who meets a girl and falls for her immediately. It's been...

I've never been Romeo who meets a girl and falls for her immediately. It's been...

I really like to have sweet people around me. I can't stand bad asses. There's...

I really like to have sweet people around me. I can't stand bad asses. There's...

Love is a sudden revelation: a kiss is always a discovery

Love is a sudden revelation: a kiss is always a discovery

If I want to go to a party with a few male friends, it doesn't...

If I want to go to a party with a few male friends, it doesn't...

I want to be a jerk like the rest of my friends, and have fun,...

I want to be a jerk like the rest of my friends, and have fun,...

Love at first sight? I absolutely believe in it! You've got to keep the faith....

Love at first sight? I absolutely believe in it! You've got to keep the faith....

I'm not the kind of person who tries to be cool or trendy, I'm definitely...

I'm not the kind of person who tries to be cool or trendy, I'm definitely...

The good thing about acting is that it always keeps you on your toes... It's...

The good thing about acting is that it always keeps you on your toes... It's...

Brothers don't necessarily have to say anything to each other-they can sit in a room...

Brothers don't necessarily have to say anything to each other-they can sit in a room...

Brothers don't necessarily have to say anything to each other-they can sit in a room...

Brothers don't necessarily have to say anything to each other-they can sit in a room...

My mother is a walking miracle.

My mother is a walking miracle.

I didn't know what types of movies I wanted to do. I want to do...

I didn't know what types of movies I wanted to do. I want to do...

Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved

Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

I've been in more laps than a napkin.