When I say 'I'll think about it,' what I really mean is: 'I'll forget about it completely until you bring it up again.'

Topics: Facebook Status Quotes, It Is What It Is Quotes, Leave Me Alone Quotes

Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look...

Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look...

If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on...

If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on...

When there's a car in the middle of the mall, and you're just like...'How the...

When there's a car in the middle of the mall, and you're just like...'How the...

Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people...

Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people...

Wearing a hoodie and shorts because youre confused about the weather.

Wearing a hoodie and shorts because youre confused about the weather.

When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I ask them 'Would you...

When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I ask them 'Would you...

Even if you aren't hungry, the worst thing you can be told after a dentist...

Even if you aren't hungry, the worst thing you can be told after a dentist...

Daydreaming while you're reading, then having to re-read what you just read.

Daydreaming while you're reading, then having to re-read what you just read.

Something is wrong with our government when I see people using food stamps and an...

Something is wrong with our government when I see people using food stamps and an...

Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.

Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.

I wont block you or delete you. Im keeping you there so you will be...

I wont block you or delete you. Im keeping you there so you will be...

Standing there in front of a closet full of clothes and thinking to yourself, 'I...

Standing there in front of a closet full of clothes and thinking to yourself, 'I...

Having 20 girlfriends isn't swag...having 1 girlfriend and 19 girls chasing you is.

Having 20 girlfriends isn't swag...having 1 girlfriend and 19 girls chasing you is.

That awkward moment when you realize you've kept talking even after your call dropped out...

That awkward moment when you realize you've kept talking even after your call dropped out...

Nothing is scarier than having 5 missed calls from your mom.

Nothing is scarier than having 5 missed calls from your mom.

If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday.

If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday.

It's Friday...any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the...

It's Friday...any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the...

If life was easy it wouldn't be worth living, that is why we have obstacles...

If life was easy it wouldn't be worth living, that is why we have obstacles...

This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.

This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.

No one is as ugly as their driver's license picture and nobody is as attractive...

No one is as ugly as their driver's license picture and nobody is as attractive...

That annoying person who texts you again if you don't reply within 18 seconds.

That annoying person who texts you again if you don't reply within 18 seconds.