Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
When I text someone and they dont text me back, I automatically assume that they probably fainted from excitement.
Topics:
Facebook Status Quotes
Related Quotes
S(he's) br(ok)en be(cause) s(he) be(lie)ve(d).
The awkward when you read the word 'moment' yet it wasn't even there.
Things that probably shouldn't be broken: 1. Hearts 2. Promises 3. Condoms
Wearing a hoodie and shorts because youre confused about the weather.
If the people in horror movies listened to me they would probably still be alive.
Something is wrong with our government when I see people using food stamps and an...
Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone...
Few things anger me more than having a song stuck in my head that I...
When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very...
Even if you aren't hungry, the worst thing you can be told after a dentist...
Walking out of a store after not buying anything and thinking, 'Try not to act...
A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.
TV Commercials: 'Call in the next 10 minutes and recieve all this for free!' Pshh...Like...
Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'
It's better to lose a lover than love a loser.
That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold...
We always ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us.
Daydreaming while you're reading, then having to re-read what you just read.
