Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Dear Beyonce, Thanks for showing everyone it is still possible to date, get married, THEN have babies. Sincerely, all the single ladies.
Topics:
Facebook Status Quotes
Related Quotes
Standing there in front of a closet full of clothes and thinking to yourself, 'I...
Find the baddest bitch and get her number I don't even call her, feel like...
They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a sexy...
Having 20 girlfriends isn't swag...having 1 girlfriend and 19 girls chasing you is.
If your girlfriend gets jealous it's because she's faithful. If another girl has your attention...
Profile Pictures: What people want them to think they look like. Tagged Pictures: What they...
Dear William and Kate, If William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal, will...
Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look...
It's better to lose a lover than love a loser.
Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status?...
Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people...
It's Friday...any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the...
If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get...
The awkward when you read the word 'moment' yet it wasn't even there.
Texting me with a signature, just got you added to the block list. Have a...
Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on...
That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status.
Dear Facebook peeps: Please stop showing photos of animal cruelty and dead pets. If I...
