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Haloween=candy Thanksgiving=food Christmas=gifts New Year=drinks Valentines=sex Birthday=All the above.jpg— Click to enlarge —I really wanted to buy each of the kids something fabulous. But have you seen...— Click to enlarge —All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...— Click to enlarge —Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you...— Click to enlarge —Joseph: "I'm going to buy them Christmas turkey". Albert: "Buy? Do you really mean buy?"...— Click to enlarge —He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...— Click to enlarge —How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...— Click to enlarge —You have 200. 194. 305 friend requests. I knew this Facebook thing was a bad...— Click to enlarge —On the 12th of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11...— Click to enlarge —Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.— Click to enlarge —What is Father Christmas' wife called ? Mary Christmas!— Click to enlarge —What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.— Click to enlarge —