Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Quote by George F Burns

Topics: Retirement Quotes

Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left

Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have...

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have...

At my age flowers scare me.

At my age flowers scare me.

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

People are always asking me when Im going to retire. Why should I? Ive got...

People are always asking me when Im going to retire. Why should I? Ive got...

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when...

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when...

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold...

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold...

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good...

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good...

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold...

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold...

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only...

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only...

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.

Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

Angelina Jolie may get Antonio Banderas in bed for eight hours on a movie set,...

Angelina Jolie may get Antonio Banderas in bed for eight hours on a movie set,...

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient...

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient...

Money is economic power.

Money is economic power.