Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left

Quote by George F Burns

Topics: Retirement Quotes

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have...

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have...

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when...

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when...

At my age flowers scare me.

At my age flowers scare me.

Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.

Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only...

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only...

People are always asking me when Im going to retire. Why should I? Ive got...

People are always asking me when Im going to retire. Why should I? Ive got...

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold...

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold...

I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I...

I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I...

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good...

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good...

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold...

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold...

I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke,...

I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke,...

Everybody smokes! Models, actresses, everyone! Don't they realize that it's gross? I understand it's an...

Everybody smokes! Models, actresses, everyone! Don't they realize that it's gross? I understand it's an...

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.