To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

Quote by Wilson Mizner

Topics: Bed Quotes

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

Failure has gone to his head.

Failure has gone to his head.

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is...

All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is...

Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner...

Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he...

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he...

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.

If you count all your assets you always show a profit.

If you count all your assets you always show a profit.

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way...

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way...

You sparkle with larceny.

You sparkle with larceny.

Art is science made clear.

Art is science made clear.

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork

There is no such thing as a great talent without great will power.

There is no such thing as a great talent without great will power.

Those who are blessed with the most talent don't necessarily outperform everyone else. It's the...

Those who are blessed with the most talent don't necessarily outperform everyone else. It's the...