To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

Quote by Wilson Mizner

Topics: Bed Quotes

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.

You sparkle with larceny.

You sparkle with larceny.

Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages....

Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages....

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.

I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education

I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education

I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it

I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it

Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner...

Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever...

I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever...

Failure has gone to his head.

Failure has gone to his head.

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are...

A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are...

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.

Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.

God help those who do not help themselves.

God help those who do not help themselves.

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.