Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Quote by George F Burns

Topics: Bed Quotes, Money Quotes

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left

Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left

People are always asking me when Im going to retire. Why should I? Ive got...

People are always asking me when Im going to retire. Why should I? Ive got...

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good...

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good...

I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I...

I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I...

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold...

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold...

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have...

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have...

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only...

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only...

Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.

Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.

At my age flowers scare me.

At my age flowers scare me.

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold...

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold...

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when...

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when...

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

In an economic recession, Id rather that in order to get out of this recession,...

In an economic recession, Id rather that in order to get out of this recession,...

You reach a point where you don't work for money.

You reach a point where you don't work for money.

Money is not the only answer, but it makes a difference.

Money is not the only answer, but it makes a difference.

Yes, I have breasts. So does 50% of the population. Do we really have to...

Yes, I have breasts. So does 50% of the population. Do we really have to...