Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Quote by George F Burns

Topics: Bed Quotes, Money Quotes

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold...

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold...

Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.

Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have...

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have...

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

People are always asking me when Im going to retire. Why should I? Ive got...

People are always asking me when Im going to retire. Why should I? Ive got...

I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I...

I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I...

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when...

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when...

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good...

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good...

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

At my age flowers scare me.

At my age flowers scare me.

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only...

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only...

Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left

Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty

Of all the sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.

Of all the sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.

I say I dont sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I...

I say I dont sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I...

A good relationship means a really good sex life.

A good relationship means a really good sex life.