Quotes by George F Burns

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

#Age, #Funny

At my age flowers scare me.

#Age, #Funny

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty

#Sex

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold...

#Age, #Funny

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when...

#Age

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

#Bed, #Money

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...

#Change, #Time

Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.

#Business, #Goals

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only...

#Books

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

#Drinking, #Funny, #Humor

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

#Retirement

I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I...

#Failure