Quotes by George F Burns

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

#Age, #Funny

At my age flowers scare me.

#Age, #Funny

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when...

#Age

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...

#Change, #Time

Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.

#Business, #Goals

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

#Retirement

I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I...

#Failure

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

#Money, #Sex

People are always asking me when Im going to retire. Why should I? Ive got...

#People

Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left

#Retirement

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold...

#Smoking

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have...

#Longevity, #Stress, #Worry