Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock.

Quote by Ronald Reagan

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

We can not play innocents abroad in a world that is not innocent.

We can not play innocents abroad in a world that is not innocent.

If the federal government had been around when the Creator was putting His hand to...

If the federal government had been around when the Creator was putting His hand to...

Information is the oxygen of the modern age. It seeps through the walls topped by...

Information is the oxygen of the modern age. It seeps through the walls topped by...

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end...

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end...

We have the duty to protect the life of an unborn child.

We have the duty to protect the life of an unborn child.

Each generation goes further than the generation preceding it because it stands on the shoulders...

Each generation goes further than the generation preceding it because it stands on the shoulders...

Politics is just like show business. You have a hell of an opening, coast for...

Politics is just like show business. You have a hell of an opening, coast for...

The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is...

The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is...

A tree's a tree. How many more do you need to look at?

A tree's a tree. How many more do you need to look at?

What we have found in this country, and maybe we're more aware of it now,...

What we have found in this country, and maybe we're more aware of it now,...

Let us be sure that those who come after will say of us in our...

Let us be sure that those who come after will say of us in our...

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

I believe the very heart and soul of conservatism is libertarianism. I think conservatism is...

I believe the very heart and soul of conservatism is libertarianism. I think conservatism is...

I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of...

I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of...

When youre up to your armpits in alligators, its hard to remember to drain the...

When youre up to your armpits in alligators, its hard to remember to drain the...

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music.

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music.

Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives.

Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives.

While I take inspiration from the past, like most Americans, I live for the future

While I take inspiration from the past, like most Americans, I live for the future

Without craftsmanship, inspiration is a mere reed shaken in the wind.

Without craftsmanship, inspiration is a mere reed shaken in the wind.

We wish to inspire the preference we feel; love must be mutual

We wish to inspire the preference we feel; love must be mutual