When women kiss, it always reminds one of prizefighters shaking hands
Quote by Henry Louis Mencken
On one issue, at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women.
Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient
Voting is simply a way of determining which side is the stronger without putting it...
All government, of course, is against liberty.
Remorse is regret that one waited so long to do it
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the...
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
I believe that all government is evil, in that all government must necessarily make war...
Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another
The way for newspapers to meet the competition of radio and television is simply to...
The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he...
Jealousy: The theory that some other fellow has just as little taste
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another
Democratic man, as I have remarked, is quite unable to think of himself as a...
Morality is nothing but a struggle for safety
Complete masculinity and stupidity are often indistinguishable.
It seems to me that a great university ought to have room in it for...
An idea is an eye given by God for the seeing of God. Some of...
It is not enough to be an upright man, we must be seen to be...
There is only one justification for universities, as distinguished from trade schools. They must be...