When women kiss, it always reminds one of prizefighters shaking hands
Quote by Henry Louis Mencken
The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear - fear of the unknown,...
The Liberals have many tails, and chase them all
Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to...
Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age.
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another
The chief knowledge that a man gets from reading books is the knowledge that very...
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort...
The worst government is the most moral. One composed of cynics is often very tolerant...
A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice...
Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible...
For every problem there is a solution which is simple, clean and wrong.
Adultery is the application of democracy to love
Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
Man is always looking for someone to boast to; woman is always looking for a...
Most people are unable to write because they are unable to think, and they are...
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
A clear conscience is a sure card
He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition burns a picture to obtain the ashes
The only tyrant I accept in this world is the 'still small voice' within