From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents; from 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash. I'm saving my money.

Quote by Sophie Tucker

Topics: Funny Quotes, Women Quotes

From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she...

From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she...

From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she...

From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she...

I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better.

I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better.

Success in show business depends on your ability to make and keep friends.

Success in show business depends on your ability to make and keep friends.

From birth to age 18 a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35 she...

From birth to age 18 a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35 she...

From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35, she...

From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35, she...

What do you think an artist is? An imbecile who has only his eyes if...

What do you think an artist is? An imbecile who has only his eyes if...

I occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But it's often the same message: They hope...

I occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But it's often the same message: They hope...

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.

I may give you any birthday present you ask for, but it will never to...

I may give you any birthday present you ask for, but it will never to...

You are my luck, my support and my best friend. You have always been there...

You are my luck, my support and my best friend. You have always been there...

You gave, shared and snatched. You made me smile, cry and fight. But you never...

You gave, shared and snatched. You made me smile, cry and fight. But you never...

Life is too short to be small.

Life is too short to be small.

Remembering you on your special day and wishing you happiness forever, my dearest sister. May...

Remembering you on your special day and wishing you happiness forever, my dearest sister. May...

And in the end, its not the years in your life that count. Its the...

And in the end, its not the years in your life that count. Its the...

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

The birthday of my life is come, my love is come to me.

The birthday of my life is come, my love is come to me.

Now that I have some maturity to understand the things around, I realise the love...

Now that I have some maturity to understand the things around, I realise the love...

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the...

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the...

Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come.

Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come.

Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious as to have friends at a distance; they...

Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious as to have friends at a distance; they...