Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.

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The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there's only one other...

The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there's only one other...

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting...

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting...

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals...

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals...

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.

Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.

The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.

Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how...

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how...

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is...

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is...

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting...

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting...

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

Cultivation to the mind is as necessary as food to the body.

Cultivation to the mind is as necessary as food to the body.

They say that marijuana is an entrance to other drugs...I say it's more like an...

They say that marijuana is an entrance to other drugs...I say it's more like an...

You know, if I listened to him [Michael Dukakis] long enough, I would be convinced...

You know, if I listened to him [Michael Dukakis] long enough, I would be convinced...

Glorious is the tumult of the waves that crash against a vessel, preparing it for...

Glorious is the tumult of the waves that crash against a vessel, preparing it for...