If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
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Doug Larson Quotes
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge...
Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would...
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of...
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals...
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.
Paradise is open to all kinds of hearts.
Every luxury must be paid for, and everything is a luxury, starting with being in...
Living in the lap of luxury isn't bad, except that you never know when luxury...
Extravagance is the luxury of the poor; penury is the luxury of the rich
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now... only much, much better.