Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of...

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of...

Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.

Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.

The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there's only one other...

The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there's only one other...

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting...

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting...

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of...

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of...

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what...

Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what...

Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.

Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is...

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is...

There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.

The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how...

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how...

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to...

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to...

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of...

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of...

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show...

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show...

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

The best day of your life is the one on which you decide your life...

The best day of your life is the one on which you decide your life...