Quotes by Doug Larson

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

#Friendship, #Funny

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred...

#Wisdom

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

#Wisdom

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of...

#Funny, #Life

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

#Humor

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left...

#Time

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

#Happiness

Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what...

#Government

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of...

#Computers

A pun is the lowest form of humor - unless you thought of it yourself.

#Humor

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

#Food, #Life

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the...

#Marriage