Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred...
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of...
Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what...
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left...
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of...
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge...
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting...
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the...
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...
A pun is the lowest form of humor - unless you thought of it yourself.