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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of...
#Computers
Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what...
#Government
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
#Happiness
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left...
#Time
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
#Humor
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of...
#Funny
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#Life
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
#Wisdom
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred...
#Wisdom
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
#Friendship
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#Funny
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting...
#Doug Larson
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
#Doug Larson
The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.
#Doug Larson
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
#Doug Larson
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the...
#Marriage
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...
#Food
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#Life
A pun is the lowest form of humor - unless you thought of it yourself.
#Humor
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know...
#Doug Larson
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals...
#Doug Larson
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