A pun is the lowest form of humor - unless you thought of it yourself.

Quote by Doug Larson

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If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a...

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a...

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how...

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how...

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to...

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to...

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is...

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is...

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would...

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would...

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.

The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know...

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know...

It took only 50 years for movies to go from silent to unspeakable.

It took only 50 years for movies to go from silent to unspeakable.

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of...

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of...

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other...

The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other...

The price of greatness is responsibility.

The price of greatness is responsibility.

Responsibility walks hand in hand with capacity and power.

Responsibility walks hand in hand with capacity and power.

Ultimately, whatever is in your reality is your responsibility.

Ultimately, whatever is in your reality is your responsibility.