A pun is the lowest form of humor - unless you thought of it yourself.
Quote by Doug Larson
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of...
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.
Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would...
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the...
There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there's only one other...
The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how...
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of...
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred...
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals...