A pun is the lowest form of humor - unless you thought of it yourself.
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A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
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The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there's only one other...
Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of...
The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
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If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a...
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to...
It took only 50 years for movies to go from silent to unspeakable.
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know...
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals...