The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

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A pun is the lowest form of humor - unless you thought of it yourself.

A pun is the lowest form of humor - unless you thought of it yourself.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of...

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of...

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals...

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals...

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left...

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left...

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge...

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge...

Paradise is open to all kinds of hearts.

Paradise is open to all kinds of hearts.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.

Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to...

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to...

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of...

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of...

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

One's age should be tranquil, as childhood should be playful. Hard work at either extremity...

One's age should be tranquil, as childhood should be playful. Hard work at either extremity...

Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret.

Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret.

She realized as a girl of eight that if she sat down and wrote her...

She realized as a girl of eight that if she sat down and wrote her...