Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Quote by Doug Larson
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how...
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left...
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge...
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would...
There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of...
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own
Paradise is open to all kinds of hearts.
Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there's only one other...
Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what...
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to...
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.