Paradise is open to all kinds of hearts.
Quote by Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...
There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting...
Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.
There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
A pun is the lowest form of humor - unless you thought of it yourself.
The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there's only one other...
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge...
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how...
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is...
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals...
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a...
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.