Paradise is open to all kinds of hearts.
Quote by Doug Larson
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting...
It took only 50 years for movies to go from silent to unspeakable.
There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge...
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of...
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
A pun is the lowest form of humor - unless you thought of it yourself.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is...
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.
Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what...
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know...
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how...
There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.