There has never been an age that did not applaud the past and lament the present.

Quote by Lilian Eichler Watson

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but...

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but...

Tranquility is the old mans milk

Tranquility is the old mans milk

Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.

Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.

Old age hath yet his honor and his toil. Death closes all; but something ere...

Old age hath yet his honor and his toil. Death closes all; but something ere...

My lord asked his servants, saying, Have ye a father, or a brother? And we...

My lord asked his servants, saying, Have ye a father, or a brother? And we...

Oh! all of you poor single men, Don't ever give up in despair, For there's...

Oh! all of you poor single men, Don't ever give up in despair, For there's...

As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.

As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.

About age 30 most women think about having children, most men think about dating them.

About age 30 most women think about having children, most men think about dating them.

I hate to mention age, but I come from an era when we weren't consumed...

I hate to mention age, but I come from an era when we weren't consumed...

A truly great book should be read in youth, again in maturity and once more...

A truly great book should be read in youth, again in maturity and once more...

Law not served by power is an illusion; but power not ruled by law is...

Law not served by power is an illusion; but power not ruled by law is...

The most common cause of fear of old age is associated with the possibility of...

The most common cause of fear of old age is associated with the possibility of...

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come...

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come...

Try to keep your soul young and quivering right up to old age.

Try to keep your soul young and quivering right up to old age.

Too chaste a youth leads to a dissolute old age.

Too chaste a youth leads to a dissolute old age.

And therefore education at the University mostly worked by the age-old method of putting a...

And therefore education at the University mostly worked by the age-old method of putting a...

Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank...

Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank...

If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something you must always...

If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something you must always...