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To men, women are just city buses. There's another one every five minutes.

To men, women are just city buses. There's another one every five minutes.

I touch my heart and feel it start to crack, I guess this is how...

I touch my heart and feel it start to crack, I guess this is how...

If you leave someone at least tell them why, because what's more painful than being...

If you leave someone at least tell them why, because what's more painful than being...

A breakup isn't official until the minute the heart breaks on Facebook & I dumped...

A breakup isn't official until the minute the heart breaks on Facebook & I dumped...

You can love someone so much...But you can never love people as much as you...

You can love someone so much...But you can never love people as much as you...

If you left me without a reason don't come back with an excuse.

If you left me without a reason don't come back with an excuse.

Consider me a memory, consider me the past. Consider me a smile in an old...

Consider me a memory, consider me the past. Consider me a smile in an old...

A good way to breakup with your girlfriend is to introduce her as your ex...

A good way to breakup with your girlfriend is to introduce her as your ex...

You cant blame them for walking away, if you didnt do enough to make them...

You cant blame them for walking away, if you didnt do enough to make them...

Days pass and feelings fade, Im wondering if you regret that decision you made.

Days pass and feelings fade, Im wondering if you regret that decision you made.

There came a time when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more...

There came a time when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more...

I think that after a breakup, cell providers should automatically make it impossible to drunk...

I think that after a breakup, cell providers should automatically make it impossible to drunk...

Every breakup is just another opportunity to do it right the next time.

Every breakup is just another opportunity to do it right the next time.

What's harder? The breakup or explaining to the next what happened with the ex?!

What's harder? The breakup or explaining to the next what happened with the ex?!

Breakups aren't always meant for makeups, sometimes, they're meant for wakeups...

Breakups aren't always meant for makeups, sometimes, they're meant for wakeups...

The better the relationship...the worse the breakup.

The better the relationship...the worse the breakup.

Don't be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And...

Don't be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And...

I'd be happy if I could think that the role of the library was sustained...

I'd be happy if I could think that the role of the library was sustained...

God employs several translators; some pieces are translated by age, some by sickness, some by...

God employs several translators; some pieces are translated by age, some by sickness, some by...

The reason for the slow progress of the world seems to lie in a single...

The reason for the slow progress of the world seems to lie in a single...