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A breakup isn't official until the minute the heart breaks on Facebook & I dumped...

A breakup isn't official until the minute the heart breaks on Facebook & I dumped...

Consider me a memory, consider me the past. Consider me a smile in an old...

Consider me a memory, consider me the past. Consider me a smile in an old...

Take a second out to think about this: in your life you search and search...

Take a second out to think about this: in your life you search and search...

If you left me without a reason don't come back with an excuse.

If you left me without a reason don't come back with an excuse.

Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're...

Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're...

Strange, that some people are still alive after the breakup, knowing that they used to...

Strange, that some people are still alive after the breakup, knowing that they used to...

I touch my heart and feel it start to crack, I guess this is how...

I touch my heart and feel it start to crack, I guess this is how...

Don't be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And...

Don't be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And...

Days pass and feelings fade, Im wondering if you regret that decision you made.

Days pass and feelings fade, Im wondering if you regret that decision you made.

I think that after a breakup, cell providers should automatically make it impossible to drunk...

I think that after a breakup, cell providers should automatically make it impossible to drunk...

You still mean everything to me. You're just not worth the fight anymore...

You still mean everything to me. You're just not worth the fight anymore...

You can love someone so much...But you can never love people as much as you...

You can love someone so much...But you can never love people as much as you...

You cant blame them for walking away, if you didnt do enough to make them...

You cant blame them for walking away, if you didnt do enough to make them...

Losing me will hurt; it will be the kind of pain that won't feel real...

Losing me will hurt; it will be the kind of pain that won't feel real...

A good way to breakup with your girlfriend is to introduce her as your ex...

A good way to breakup with your girlfriend is to introduce her as your ex...

On a scale of 1 to Adele, how tough was your breakup?

On a scale of 1 to Adele, how tough was your breakup?

You cant just 'steal' anyone from anybody...They were probably already prepared to leave, you're just...

You cant just 'steal' anyone from anybody...They were probably already prepared to leave, you're just...

Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.

Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.

We are the children of a technological age. We have found streamlined ways of doing...

We are the children of a technological age. We have found streamlined ways of doing...

The heresy of one age becomes the orthodoxy of the next.

The heresy of one age becomes the orthodoxy of the next.