Laughter is an instant vacation.

Quote by Sara Jeannette Duncan

Topics: Funny Quotes, Laughter Quotes

One loses many laughs by not laughing at oneself.

One loses many laughs by not laughing at oneself.

If you have anything to tell me of importance, for God's sake begin at the...

If you have anything to tell me of importance, for God's sake begin at the...

God appoints our graces to be nurses to other men's weaknesses.

God appoints our graces to be nurses to other men's weaknesses.

If you believe in God, believe in Death Row East.

If you believe in God, believe in Death Row East.

For thou, o Lord of hosts, God of Israel, hast revealed to thy servant, saying,...

For thou, o Lord of hosts, God of Israel, hast revealed to thy servant, saying,...

Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.

Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.

God gives almonds to those who have no teeth

God gives almonds to those who have no teeth

Do not worship any other god, for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a...

Do not worship any other god, for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a...

With Malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right, as God...

With Malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right, as God...

Thank God men cannot fly, and lay waste the sky as well as the earth.

Thank God men cannot fly, and lay waste the sky as well as the earth.

God grant that not only the love of liberty but a thorough knowledge of the...

God grant that not only the love of liberty but a thorough knowledge of the...

As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...

As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...

We must be both more conservative and more liberal than most students of Christian worship:...

We must be both more conservative and more liberal than most students of Christian worship:...

Beauty is God's handwriting.

Beauty is God's handwriting.

Nothing more clearly shows how little God esteems his gift to men of wealth, money,...

Nothing more clearly shows how little God esteems his gift to men of wealth, money,...

Oh, God, I struggle with low self-esteem all the time! I think everyone does. I...

Oh, God, I struggle with low self-esteem all the time! I think everyone does. I...

My imperfections and failures are as much a blessing from God as my successes and...

My imperfections and failures are as much a blessing from God as my successes and...

God talks incessantly. But, as it turns out, mankind is deaf.

God talks incessantly. But, as it turns out, mankind is deaf.

God will not love thee less, because men love thee more

God will not love thee less, because men love thee more

Pray as if everything depended upon God and work as if everything depended upon man

Pray as if everything depended upon God and work as if everything depended upon man