Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're a nun. Jesus can't dump nuns.

Quote by Jenny McCarthy

Topics: Breakup Quotes, Fake Love Quotes, Funny Quotes, Humor Quotes

So basically, I don't know what I'm talking about. But maybe I do.

So basically, I don't know what I'm talking about. But maybe I do.

I'm the comedic girl next door and a lot of fun.

I'm the comedic girl next door and a lot of fun.

I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a...

I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a...

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

I can't even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on....

I can't even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on....

I'm not a sex symbol.

I'm not a sex symbol.

Obviously, I'm not a trained actress, and right now I'll come out and say I'm...

Obviously, I'm not a trained actress, and right now I'll come out and say I'm...

You don't need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room....

You don't need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room....

Kids will not listen to that. They're going to experiment no matter what, so you...

Kids will not listen to that. They're going to experiment no matter what, so you...