Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're a nun. Jesus can't dump nuns.
Quote by Jenny McCarthy
Fake Love Quotes
You don't need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room....
My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
I can't even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on....
So basically, I don't know what I'm talking about. But maybe I do.
Obviously, I'm not a trained actress, and right now I'll come out and say I'm...
I'm not a sex symbol.
Kids will not listen to that. They're going to experiment no matter what, so you...
I'm the comedic girl next door and a lot of fun.
I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a...
On a scale of 1 to Adele, how tough was your breakup?
To men, women are just city buses. There's another one every five minutes.
If you leave someone at least tell them why, because what's more painful than being...
My next breakup line 'Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, you.'
You cant blame them for walking away, if you didnt do enough to make them...
There's nothing that'll turn a bad day worse like a breakup.
Take a second out to think about this: in your life you search and search...
Losing me will hurt; it will be the kind of pain that won't feel real...
The fact that my ex became very unattractive after our breakup aided in the process...
Every breakup is just another opportunity to do it right the next time.
I think that after a breakup, cell providers should automatically make it impossible to drunk...
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.
Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to...
Absurdity is what I like most in life, and there's humor in struggling in ignorance....