Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

Quote by Ogden Nash

Topics: Age Quotes

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...

Women would rather be right than reasonable.

Women would rather be right than reasonable.

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.

Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it

Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it

Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.

Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.

When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when...

When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when...

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an...

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an...

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...

Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to...

Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to...

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet...

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet...

I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless...

I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless...

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...

People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what...

People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what...

Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor

Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor

Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not....

Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not....

Boys who lie to me are at the top of my 'Things That Suck' list.

Boys who lie to me are at the top of my 'Things That Suck' list.

Women rule the world. It's not really worth fighting because they know what they're doing....

Women rule the world. It's not really worth fighting because they know what they're doing....