If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Quote by Ogden Nash
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless...
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...
The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they...
Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.
Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of...
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet...
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as...
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era...
Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it
Too clever is dumb.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think their children are naÃ¯ve.
Distrust and caution are the parents of security.
All children alarm their parents, if only because you are forever expecting to encounter yourself.