Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Quote by Wilson Mizner
Wilson Mizner Quotes
Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.
The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind...
In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...
Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people...
I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it just in...
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way...
If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
Art is science made clear.
Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner...
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages....
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.
Failure has gone to his head.
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.
I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever...