Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

Quote by Wilson Mizner

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Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner...

Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner...

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he...

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he...

A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are...

A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the...

The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the...

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind...

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind...

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.

You sparkle with larceny.

You sparkle with larceny.

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it just in...

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it just in...

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

Art is science made clear.

Art is science made clear.

God help those who do not help themselves.

God help those who do not help themselves.

Failure has gone to his head.

Failure has gone to his head.

I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever...

I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever...

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

Promise you won't forget me, because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.

Promise you won't forget me, because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.

I love the fact that my best friend just so happens to be my only...

I love the fact that my best friend just so happens to be my only...

There is no better friend than a sister. And there is no better sister than...

There is no better friend than a sister. And there is no better sister than...