A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

Quote by Wilson Mizner

Topics: Speech Quotes

I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever...

I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever...

Art is science made clear.

Art is science made clear.

A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are...

A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are...

You sparkle with larceny.

You sparkle with larceny.

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind...

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind...

I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it

I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

God help those who do not help themselves.

God help those who do not help themselves.

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.

When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from...

When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from...

I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in...

I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in...

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

Advice is offensive, it shows us that we are known to others as well as...

Advice is offensive, it shows us that we are known to others as well as...

May I now pass on to this Congress advice which I received recently from a...

May I now pass on to this Congress advice which I received recently from a...

I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it

I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it