A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
Quote by Wilson Mizner
Art is science made clear.
The first hundred years are the hardest.
If you count all your assets you always show a profit.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
Failure has gone to his head.
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it
I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.
Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.
I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...
Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever...
Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages....
God help those who do not help themselves.
You sparkle with larceny.
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.