A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

Quote by Wilson Mizner

Topics: Speech Quotes

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from...

When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from...

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.

The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong

The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it

I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it just in...

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it just in...

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.

I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

Failure has gone to his head.

Failure has gone to his head.

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

If you count all your assets you always show a profit.

If you count all your assets you always show a profit.

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.

In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.

In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...