A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
Quote by Wilson Mizner
Wilson Mizner Quotes
The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
You sparkle with larceny.
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork
If you count all your assets you always show a profit.
God help those who do not help themselves.
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the...
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way...
When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from...
Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.
A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he...
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...
I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education
All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is...
It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.
Failure has gone to his head.