A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
Quote by Wilson Mizner
Wilson Mizner Quotes
I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education
The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong
In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.
Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people...
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the...
The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way...
If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.
If you count all your assets you always show a profit.
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to...
You sparkle with larceny.
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
When you are tough on yourself, life is going to be infinitely easier on you.
Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.