If you count all your assets you always show a profit.

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The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

You sparkle with larceny.

You sparkle with larceny.

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he...

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he...

It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.

It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.

I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education

I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind...

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind...

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong

The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong

Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner...

Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

God help those who do not help themselves.

God help those who do not help themselves.

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

Whatever advice you give, be short.

Whatever advice you give, be short.

When in reading we meet with any maxim that may be of use, we should...

When in reading we meet with any maxim that may be of use, we should...