If you count all your assets you always show a profit.

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Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to...

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to...

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.

You sparkle with larceny.

You sparkle with larceny.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong

The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in...

I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in...

I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it

I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.

It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.

It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

God help those who do not help themselves.

God help those who do not help themselves.

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he...

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he...

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it just in...

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it just in...

He [Mickey Mouse] popped out of my mind onto a drawing pad 20 years ago...

He [Mickey Mouse] popped out of my mind onto a drawing pad 20 years ago...

All that 'poor hometown girl who marries into Hollywood royalty'. It's actually quite insulting to...

All that 'poor hometown girl who marries into Hollywood royalty'. It's actually quite insulting to...

I was always a singer and a dancer, and I always wanted to be an...

I was always a singer and a dancer, and I always wanted to be an...