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Sometimes I think I love him too much.

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Sometimes I think I love him too much.

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if...

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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if...

I ain't saying the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went...

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I ain't saying the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went...

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer...

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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer...

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.

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Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.

A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks...

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A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks...

You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk-dancing.

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You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk-dancing.

You May Be One Person To The World But You May Be The World To...

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You May Be One Person To The World But You May Be The World To...

Hope is grief's best music.

Hope is grief's best music.

Hope is putting faith to work when doubting would be easier

Hope is putting faith to work when doubting would be easier

When the world says, Give up, hope whispers, Try it one more time

When the world says, Give up, hope whispers, Try it one more time

Hope sees the invisible, feels the intangible and achieves the impossible.

Hope sees the invisible, feels the intangible and achieves the impossible.

Never deprive someone of hope -- it may be all they have

Never deprive someone of hope -- it may be all they have

Kid to his Dad as they watch TV: Dad, tell me again how when you...

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Kid to his Dad as they watch TV: Dad, tell me again how when you...

A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what...

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A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what...

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what...

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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what...

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

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What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.