Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.#Funny, #Intelligence
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if...#Funny, #Jokes
You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk-dancing.#Funny, #Jokes
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what...#Funny, #Marriage
