Quotes by Benny Hill

Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women...

#Funny, #Women

Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?

#Funny, #People

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

#Benny Hill

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one,...

#Bombs

That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

#Insincerity

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

#Benny Hill

I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.

#Benny Hill

I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I...

#Benny Hill

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

#Benny Hill

Do unto others, then run.

#Benny Hill

Just because nobody complains doesnt mean all parachutes are perfect.

#Shit Happens

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

#Funny, #Girls