Quotes about Benny Hill

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

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Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

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I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.

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I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I...

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Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

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Do unto others, then run.

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