I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: Hello, goodbye, and I'm pregnant.

Quote by Dean Martin

Topics: Children Quotes, Funny Quotes

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and...

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and...

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's...

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's...

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,'...

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,'...

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show...

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show...

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks...

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks...

I'm a Hollywood Trainwreck.

I'm a Hollywood Trainwreck.

I'll never understand the animal, the machine of Hollywood business. And I don't want to...

I'll never understand the animal, the machine of Hollywood business. And I don't want to...

I was always a singer and a dancer, and I always wanted to be an...

I was always a singer and a dancer, and I always wanted to be an...

You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so...

You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so...

I look at going to Hollywood as going behind enemy lines. You parachute in, set...

I look at going to Hollywood as going behind enemy lines. You parachute in, set...

Jean Harlow [Hollywood's sexy actress] kept calling Margot Asquith by her first name, or kept...

Jean Harlow [Hollywood's sexy actress] kept calling Margot Asquith by her first name, or kept...

In Hollywood, if you don't have happiness you send out for it.

In Hollywood, if you don't have happiness you send out for it.

Hollywood held this double lure for me, tremendous sums of money for work that required...

Hollywood held this double lure for me, tremendous sums of money for work that required...

How did I get to Hollywood? By train.

How did I get to Hollywood? By train.

The most expensive habit in the world is celluloid, not heroin, and I need a...

The most expensive habit in the world is celluloid, not heroin, and I need a...

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood - Babe, District Attorney, and Driving...

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood - Babe, District Attorney, and Driving...