I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: Hello, goodbye, and I'm pregnant.

Quote by Dean Martin

Topics: Children Quotes, Funny Quotes

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show...

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show...

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks...

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks...

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and...

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and...

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's...

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's...

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,'...

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,'...

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Then said Boaz unto Ruth, Hearest thou not, my daughter? Go not to glean in...

Then said Boaz unto Ruth, Hearest thou not, my daughter? Go not to glean in...

If You wish to drink, then I shall get water for You; and wash Your...

If You wish to drink, then I shall get water for You; and wash Your...

And also the burnt offerings were in abundance, with the fat of the peace offerings,...

And also the burnt offerings were in abundance, with the fat of the peace offerings,...

I was an hungered, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave...

I was an hungered, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave...

And the priest shall bring them before the LORD, and shall offer his sin offering,...

And the priest shall bring them before the LORD, and shall offer his sin offering,...

It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...

It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...

Let a horse drink when he will, not what he will.

Let a horse drink when he will, not what he will.

I drink to the confusion of our enemies.

I drink to the confusion of our enemies.

And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not...

And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not...

And the people murmured against Moses, saying, What shall we drink? / And he cried...

And the people murmured against Moses, saying, What shall we drink? / And he cried...

Surely there is no enchantment against Jacob, neither is there any divination against Israel: according...

Surely there is no enchantment against Jacob, neither is there any divination against Israel: according...

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.