In 10 years, one of the hardest things kids will have to do, will be finding a user name that hasn't already been taken.

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I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me...

I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me...

That awkward moment when someone's staring at your keyboard while you're typing your password.

That awkward moment when someone's staring at your keyboard while you're typing your password.

You can't help but think something will load faster if you don't look at it.

You can't help but think something will load faster if you don't look at it.

Life is way too short to safely remove a USB.

Life is way too short to safely remove a USB.

I can only type fast on my own keyboard.

I can only type fast on my own keyboard.

If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?

If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?

Anyone else feel kinda weird when your computer asks you if you would like to...

Anyone else feel kinda weird when your computer asks you if you would like to...

I remember when I was a kid, I went on the computer just to use...

I remember when I was a kid, I went on the computer just to use...

Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works....

Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works....

On the Internet, inside information is currency, and there will always be counterfeiters among us.

On the Internet, inside information is currency, and there will always be counterfeiters among us.

If Google can't find the answer, it's not a question.

If Google can't find the answer, it's not a question.

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it...

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it...

Will the highways on the Internet become more few?

Will the highways on the Internet become more few?

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since...

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since...

I love acting but I don't like all of the other stuff associated with it....

I love acting but I don't like all of the other stuff associated with it....

Like China, the Internet is a huge new market. It's up to you to figure...

Like China, the Internet is a huge new market. It's up to you to figure...

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity.

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity.

When they invent the transporter on Star Trek, then the Internet will be a real...

When they invent the transporter on Star Trek, then the Internet will be a real...

Advances in computer technology and the Internet have changed the way America works, learns, and...

Advances in computer technology and the Internet have changed the way America works, learns, and...

Five years ago, we thought of the Web as a new medium, not a new...

Five years ago, we thought of the Web as a new medium, not a new...

The walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after...

The walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after...