In 10 years, one of the hardest things kids will have to do, will be finding a user name that hasn't already been taken.

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I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me...

I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me...

You can't help but think something will load faster if you don't look at it.

You can't help but think something will load faster if you don't look at it.

That awkward moment when someone's staring at your keyboard while you're typing your password.

That awkward moment when someone's staring at your keyboard while you're typing your password.

I can only type fast on my own keyboard.

I can only type fast on my own keyboard.

If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?

If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?

Life is way too short to safely remove a USB.

Life is way too short to safely remove a USB.

I remember when I was a kid, I went on the computer just to use...

I remember when I was a kid, I went on the computer just to use...

Anyone else feel kinda weird when your computer asks you if you would like to...

Anyone else feel kinda weird when your computer asks you if you would like to...

Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works....

Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works....

No matter how much Bill Gates may claim otherwise, he missed the Internet, like a...

No matter how much Bill Gates may claim otherwise, he missed the Internet, like a...

The day I made that statement, [about the inventing the internet] I was tired because...

The day I made that statement, [about the inventing the internet] I was tired because...

Why does the Internet get Awesome when I have work to do?

Why does the Internet get Awesome when I have work to do?

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since...

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since...

It's [the internet] like the flu - it just spreads like crazy.

It's [the internet] like the flu - it just spreads like crazy.

We could say we want the Web to reflect a vision of the world where...

We could say we want the Web to reflect a vision of the world where...

We should set a national goal of making computers and Internet access available for every...

We should set a national goal of making computers and Internet access available for every...

Nobody, 20 years ago, forecast the Internet.

Nobody, 20 years ago, forecast the Internet.

Television to brainwash us all and Internet to eliminate any last resistance.

Television to brainwash us all and Internet to eliminate any last resistance.

We've heard that a million monkeys at a keyboard could produce the Complete Works of...

We've heard that a million monkeys at a keyboard could produce the Complete Works of...

Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they...

Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they...

The kid next door just challenged me to a water fight! So I thought I'd...

The kid next door just challenged me to a water fight! So I thought I'd...