There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn't true.

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I'm still working, I've got two arms, two legs, two gorgeous kids, a lovely wife....

I'm still working, I've got two arms, two legs, two gorgeous kids, a lovely wife....

There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them...

There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them...

That's what I like about Neil Jordan's films: everyone is better at what they do...

That's what I like about Neil Jordan's films: everyone is better at what they do...

We tend to think about fascism in terms of the Second World War.

We tend to think about fascism in terms of the Second World War.

It's not any desire on my part to start playing dads, but it's a convention...

It's not any desire on my part to start playing dads, but it's a convention...

I've only used my own voice about four times on film.

I've only used my own voice about four times on film.

Most good roles are written for young men. We are fixated on youth. So however...

Most good roles are written for young men. We are fixated on youth. So however...

I'm not usually attracted to big-budget American films.

I'm not usually attracted to big-budget American films.

I was relatively technically adept. I can edit and wire up a light.

I was relatively technically adept. I can edit and wire up a light.

I hate auditions - when I'm doing them, I can't wait to get out the...

I hate auditions - when I'm doing them, I can't wait to get out the...

I don't know how to construct a career that'll make me famous. Except maybe get...

I don't know how to construct a career that'll make me famous. Except maybe get...

Well, put it like this, if you're not a kid, you're a wizard.

Well, put it like this, if you're not a kid, you're a wizard.

Not being able to work would make me very unhappy.

Not being able to work would make me very unhappy.

I just want to be rich and famous.

I just want to be rich and famous.

I need something to do when I'm not working, or I crawl up the walls....

I need something to do when I'm not working, or I crawl up the walls....

Even before my audition, there were several pages missing from my script because those bits...

Even before my audition, there were several pages missing from my script because those bits...

I just wanna build momentum again. Keeping yourself in work is one thing, keeping yourself...

I just wanna build momentum again. Keeping yourself in work is one thing, keeping yourself...

You learn more doing than doing training.

You learn more doing than doing training.

When you get to 15 and most of your teachers are priests, there's bound to...

When you get to 15 and most of your teachers are priests, there's bound to...

Everyone should be good at what they do.

Everyone should be good at what they do.