I'm Liberace without a piano.

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I don't understand why people don't remember my name.

I don't understand why people don't remember my name.

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed...

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed...

I laughed all the way through Love Story.

I laughed all the way through Love Story.

If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.

If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.

Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.

Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.

My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I...

My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I...

I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live...

I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live...

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad...

I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad...

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed...

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed...

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his...

My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his...

My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.

My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.

An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off...

An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off...

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe...

I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe...