I laughed all the way through Love Story.

Quote by Paul Lynde

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Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're...

Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're...

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never...

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never...

I think basically an actor is a salesman.

I think basically an actor is a salesman.

My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is...

My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is...

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed...

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed...

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad...

I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad...

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

I'm Liberace without a piano.

I'm Liberace without a piano.

If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.

If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.

I don't understand why people don't remember my name.

I don't understand why people don't remember my name.

If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.

If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.

An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off...

An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off...

A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be...

A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be...

My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I...

My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I...

I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live...

I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live...