My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.

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I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I...

My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I...

Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.

Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me...

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me...

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never...

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never...

I'm Liberace without a piano.

I'm Liberace without a piano.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is...

My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is...

I don't understand why people don't remember my name.

I don't understand why people don't remember my name.

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed...

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed...

Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're...

Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're...

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed...

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed...

I laughed all the way through Love Story.

I laughed all the way through Love Story.

I think basically an actor is a salesman.

I think basically an actor is a salesman.

I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad...

I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad...

The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a...

The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a...

I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe...

I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe...

My following is straight. I'm so glad.

My following is straight. I'm so glad.

The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because...

The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because...