Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.

Quote by Paul Lynde

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A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be...

A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be...

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I...

My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I...

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me...

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me...

An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off...

An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off...

Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.

Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.

The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a...

The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a...

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I...

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I...

My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.

My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

I think basically an actor is a salesman.

I think basically an actor is a salesman.

I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad...

I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad...

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.

If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.

Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must...

Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must...

My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his...

My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his...

My following is straight. I'm so glad.

My following is straight. I'm so glad.

The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst...

The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst...

I laughed all the way through Love Story.

I laughed all the way through Love Story.