Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

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I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I...

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I...

I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live...

I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live...

I'm Liberace without a piano.

I'm Liberace without a piano.

My following is straight. I'm so glad.

My following is straight. I'm so glad.

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me...

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me...

My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.

My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

I don't understand why people don't remember my name.

I don't understand why people don't remember my name.

Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.

Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.

Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper...

Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper...

I laughed all the way through Love Story.

I laughed all the way through Love Story.

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never...

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never...

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed...

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed...

I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad...

I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad...

A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be...

A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be...

My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his...

My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his...

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.