The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.

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I don't understand why people don't remember my name.

I don't understand why people don't remember my name.

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed...

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed...

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off...

An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off...

My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is...

My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is...

I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad...

I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad...

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe...

I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe...

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never...

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never...

I laughed all the way through Love Story.

I laughed all the way through Love Story.

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

My following is straight. I'm so glad.

My following is straight. I'm so glad.

Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're...

Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're...

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me...

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me...

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper...

Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper...

My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.

My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.