The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.

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The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a...

The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a...

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me...

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me...

The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst...

The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst...

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I...

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I...

Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must...

Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must...

I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live...

I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live...

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off...

An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off...

If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.

If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.

I laughed all the way through Love Story.

I laughed all the way through Love Story.

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never...

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never...

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.

Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.

My following is straight. I'm so glad.

My following is straight. I'm so glad.

My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his...

My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his...

I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad...

I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad...

I'm Liberace without a piano.

I'm Liberace without a piano.

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.