Quotes by Paul Lynde

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

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I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

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If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.

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If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.

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If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

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I'm Liberace without a piano.

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I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

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I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

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I think basically an actor is a salesman.

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I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never...

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I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe...

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I laughed all the way through Love Story.

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