The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.

Quote by Paul Lynde

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A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be...

A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be...

The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst...

The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst...

If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.

If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me...

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me...

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

My following is straight. I'm so glad.

My following is straight. I'm so glad.

I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe...

I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe...

Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.

Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.

My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his...

My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his...

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.

Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is...

My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is...

My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.

My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I...

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I...

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed...

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed...

Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper...

Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper...

I laughed all the way through Love Story.

I laughed all the way through Love Story.

I don't understand why people don't remember my name.

I don't understand why people don't remember my name.