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Topics: Coffee Quotes, Funny Quotes

You make good coffee . . . You're a slob, but you make good coffee.

You make good coffee . . . You're a slob, but you make good coffee.

I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have...

I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have...

Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.

Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.

A cup of coffee - real coffee - home-browned, home ground, home made, that comes...

A cup of coffee - real coffee - home-browned, home ground, home made, that comes...

On Mondays, I feel like I need Coffee injected directly into my veins.

On Mondays, I feel like I need Coffee injected directly into my veins.

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Starbucks really isn't that expensive...after you consider what Victoria Secret charges per cup.

Starbucks really isn't that expensive...after you consider what Victoria Secret charges per cup.

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet...

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet...

Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.

Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.

Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.

Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.

Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee...

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee...

Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every...

Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every...

Forever: The time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.

Forever: The time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.

There's nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.

There's nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.

I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a...

I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a...

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...