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No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet...

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet...

There's nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.

There's nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.

Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.

Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.

Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every...

Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every...

Starbucks really isn't that expensive...after you consider what Victoria Secret charges per cup.

Starbucks really isn't that expensive...after you consider what Victoria Secret charges per cup.

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee...

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee...

A cup of coffee - real coffee - home-browned, home ground, home made, that comes...

A cup of coffee - real coffee - home-browned, home ground, home made, that comes...

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.

Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.

On Mondays, I feel like I need Coffee injected directly into my veins.

On Mondays, I feel like I need Coffee injected directly into my veins.

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have...

I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have...

Forever: The time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.

Forever: The time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.

You make good coffee . . . You're a slob, but you make good coffee.

You make good coffee . . . You're a slob, but you make good coffee.

Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.

Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.

Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny...

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny...

Some folks are wise and some otherwise.

Some folks are wise and some otherwise.

If you were to open up a baby's head -- and I am not for...

If you were to open up a baby's head -- and I am not for...