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We've had a change of plans, Data.

We've had a change of plans, Data.

The Vulcan Neck Pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcan Groin Kick, but...

The Vulcan Neck Pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcan Groin Kick, but...

If my mom reads that I'm grammatically incorrect, I'll have hell to pay.

If my mom reads that I'm grammatically incorrect, I'll have hell to pay.

Happiness is good health and a bad memory.

Happiness is good health and a bad memory.

Age, like distance, lends a double charm.

Age, like distance, lends a double charm.

For in all the world there are no people so piteous and forlorn as those...

For in all the world there are no people so piteous and forlorn as those...

For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper...

For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper...

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a...

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a...

The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.

The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my...

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my...

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

I was always too mature for my age - and not very happy. I had...

I was always too mature for my age - and not very happy. I had...

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult...

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult...

Age is not measured by years. Nature does not equally distribute energy. Some people are...

Age is not measured by years. Nature does not equally distribute energy. Some people are...

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time?...

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time?...

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.

My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.

I think my fans will follow me into our combined old age. Real musicians and...

I think my fans will follow me into our combined old age. Real musicians and...

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Its sad how MTV went from My Super Sweet 16, to 16 and Pregnant...

Its sad how MTV went from My Super Sweet 16, to 16 and Pregnant...