Starbucks really isn't that expensive...after you consider what Victoria Secret charges per cup.

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I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have...

I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have...

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.

Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.

Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every...

Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every...

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee...

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee...

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

You make good coffee . . . You're a slob, but you make good coffee.

You make good coffee . . . You're a slob, but you make good coffee.

A cup of coffee - real coffee - home-browned, home ground, home made, that comes...

A cup of coffee - real coffee - home-browned, home ground, home made, that comes...

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet...

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet...

Forever: The time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.

Forever: The time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.

On Mondays, I feel like I need Coffee injected directly into my veins.

On Mondays, I feel like I need Coffee injected directly into my veins.

Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.

Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.

There's nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.

There's nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.

Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.

Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.

Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.

Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.

If you're not going to tell me your secret, don't tell me you have one.

If you're not going to tell me your secret, don't tell me you have one.

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I'll give you a man who...

Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I'll give you a man who...

When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He...

When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He...

Before Shaq retired, they should have made him play a game dressed as Kazaam.

Before Shaq retired, they should have made him play a game dressed as Kazaam.