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I don't like Bush. I don't trust him. I don't like his record. He's stupid....

I don't like Bush. I don't trust him. I don't like his record. He's stupid....

Nothing lifts me out of a bad mood better than a hard workout on my...

Nothing lifts me out of a bad mood better than a hard workout on my...

Husbands are like fires they go out when theyre left unattended.

Husbands are like fires they go out when theyre left unattended.

Some years I'm the coolest thing that ever happened, and then the next year everyone's...

Some years I'm the coolest thing that ever happened, and then the next year everyone's...

I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

Women are the real architects of society.

Women are the real architects of society.

Men aren't necessities. They're luxuries.

Men aren't necessities. They're luxuries.

Women have to harness their power - its absolutely true. It's just learning not to...

Women have to harness their power - its absolutely true. It's just learning not to...

If you're black in this country, if you're a woman in this country, if you...

If you're black in this country, if you're a woman in this country, if you...

Im scared to death of being poor. Its like a fat girl who loses 500...

Im scared to death of being poor. Its like a fat girl who loses 500...

Women have to harness their power its absolutely true. Its just learning not to take...

Women have to harness their power its absolutely true. Its just learning not to take...

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

Ive always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me.

Ive always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me.

I won't be able to do what I'm doing forever. There aren't that many scripts...

I won't be able to do what I'm doing forever. There aren't that many scripts...

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

I can trust my friends These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to...

I can trust my friends These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to...

Yes, it's a man's world, but that's all right because they're making a total mess...

Yes, it's a man's world, but that's all right because they're making a total mess...

The problem with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then...

The problem with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then...

Breakups aren't always meant for makeups, sometimes, they're meant for wakeups...

Breakups aren't always meant for makeups, sometimes, they're meant for wakeups...

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live...

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live...