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Its not necessary, in order to be a complete person, that I have a man....

Its not necessary, in order to be a complete person, that I have a man....

I think that the longer I look good, the better gay men feel.

I think that the longer I look good, the better gay men feel.

Men arent necessities. Theyre luxuries.

Men arent necessities. Theyre luxuries.

I've always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me.

I've always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me.

Anyone who's a great kisser I'm always interested in.

Anyone who's a great kisser I'm always interested in.

Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.

Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.

Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.

Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.

Nothing lifts me out of a bad mood better than a hard workout on my...

Nothing lifts me out of a bad mood better than a hard workout on my...

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then...

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then...

I kill myself for my body

I kill myself for my body

Dont take your toys inside just because its raining.

Dont take your toys inside just because its raining.

Women have to harness their power - its absolutely true. It's just learning not to...

Women have to harness their power - its absolutely true. It's just learning not to...

Don't take your toys inside just because it's raining.

Don't take your toys inside just because it's raining.

I would have gone home to my mother, but I'm not that crazy about my...

I would have gone home to my mother, but I'm not that crazy about my...

I don't like Bush. I don't trust him. I don't like his record. He's stupid....

I don't like Bush. I don't trust him. I don't like his record. He's stupid....

I wouldnt give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

I wouldnt give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

Yes, its a mans world, but thats all right because theyre making a total mess...

Yes, its a mans world, but thats all right because theyre making a total mess...

Im scared to death of being poor. Its like a fat girl who loses 500...

Im scared to death of being poor. Its like a fat girl who loses 500...

To me, marriage is for five or ten years.

To me, marriage is for five or ten years.

Going hungry never bothered me it was having no clothes.

Going hungry never bothered me it was having no clothes.