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The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then...

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then...

I kill myself for my body

I kill myself for my body

Ive always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me

Ive always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me

I'm insecure about everything, because... I'm never going to look in the mirror and see...

I'm insecure about everything, because... I'm never going to look in the mirror and see...

The problem with most men is they're assholes. The problem with most women is they...

The problem with most men is they're assholes. The problem with most women is they...

Women have to harness their power - its absolutely true. It's just learning not to...

Women have to harness their power - its absolutely true. It's just learning not to...

Nothing lifts me out of a bad mood better than a hard workout on my...

Nothing lifts me out of a bad mood better than a hard workout on my...

The trouble with women is that they get all excited about nothing...and then marry him!

The trouble with women is that they get all excited about nothing...and then marry him!

I don't need a man. But I'm happier with one. I like to have someone...

I don't need a man. But I'm happier with one. I like to have someone...

Im scared to death of being poor. Its like a fat girl who loses 500...

Im scared to death of being poor. Its like a fat girl who loses 500...

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable

If youre black in this country, if youre a woman in this country, if you...

If youre black in this country, if youre a woman in this country, if you...

Dont take your toys inside just because its raining.

Dont take your toys inside just because its raining.

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

Anyone who's a great kisser I'm always interested in.

Anyone who's a great kisser I'm always interested in.

Men are a luxury, not a necessity

Men are a luxury, not a necessity

Anyone whos a great kisser, Im always interested in.

Anyone whos a great kisser, Im always interested in.

I kill myself for my body.

I kill myself for my body.

I think that the longer I look good, the better gay men feel.

I think that the longer I look good, the better gay men feel.