I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.

Quote by George Burns

Topics: George Burns Quotes

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.

How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.

How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...

Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...

How can I die? I'm booked.

How can I die? I'm booked.

It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.

It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only...

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only...

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember...

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember...

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my...

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my...

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy...

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy...

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than...

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than...

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a...

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a...

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good...

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good...

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper...

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper...

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have...

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have...

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what...

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what...

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of...

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of...